Funky cold medina
Cold cooling at a ball
Looking for some action
But like Mick Jagger said
I can´t get no satisfaction.
The girls are all around
But none of them wanna get whith me
My threads are fresh and i´m looking def
Yo, wassup whith the l o c
the girls are all jocking
At the other end of the bar
having drinks whith some no name chump
When they know that i´m the star
So I got up and strolled over
To the other side of the cantina
I asked the guy."why you so fly?"
He said "Funky cold Medina"
Tjis brother told me the secret
On how to get more chicks
Put a little medina in your glass
And the girls´ll come real quick
It´s better than any alcohol
A couple of sips of this love potion and
she´ll be on your lap
So I gave some to my dog, when he began to big
And he licked his bowl and he looked at me
And did the wild thing on my leg
He used to scratch and bite me
Before he was much much meaner
But now all the poodles run to my house for the funky cold medina.
You know what I´m saying
I got every dog in my neighborhood breaking down door
I got Spuds McKenzie, Alex from Strolls
They won´t leave my dog alone whith that medina thing.
I went up to this girl
She said "Hi my name is Sheela"
I thought she´d be good to go whith a little funky cold medina,
She said "I´d like a drink", I said "ok, I´ll go get it"
And then a couple of sips, she cold licked her lips and I knew that she